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Penis analyzer

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
O M G http://en.inkei.net/

Put the name of the person or imaginary person or robot or whatever and it will generate and analyze the penis.

FOR INSTANCE: CaptainWacky

Length : 141mm
Circumference : φ35mm
Shaft Curve : 10°
Shaft Angle : 19°
Glans Angle : 9°
Shaft Expansion rate : 117%
Glans Expansion rate : 116%

THE SHINING FORBIDDEN JUNIOR
CaptainWacky's Penis
Ability : 37%
 
EGGS MAYONNAISE:

Length : 155mm
Circumference : φ70mm
Shaft Curve : 10°
Shaft Angle : 56°
Glans Angle : -7°
Shaft Expansion rate : 94%
Glans Expansion rate : 101%

THE SENSITIVE IMMACULATE AUTO REVOLVER
Eggs Mayonnaise's Penis
Ability : 59%

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
 
Length : 281mm
Circumference : φ19mm
Shaft Curve : 45°
Shaft Angle : 36°
Glans Angle : -1°
Shaft Expansion rate : 117%
Glans Expansion rate : 141%
THE GLORY SUITE GREAT KING
tastybeefjerky's Penis
Ability : 65%

OF COURSE!! ;)
 
Dr Dave said:
Why does this exist?
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because tits are easier to analyze with today's clothing and fashions, hell even fashions of yesteryear made analyzing breasts easy. The penis however has remained untouched! Send in the see through shorts and pants!
 
Cassie said:
FOR INSTANCE: CaptainWacky

Length : 141mm
Circumference : φ35mm
Shaft Curve : 10°
Shaft Angle : 19°
Glans Angle : 9°
Shaft Expansion rate : 117%
Glans Expansion rate : 116%

THE SHINING FORBIDDEN JUNIOR
CaptainWacky's Penis
Ability : 37%
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HOW DID THEY KNOW?
 
Length : 300mm
Circumference : φ95mm
Shaft Curve : 8°
Shaft Angle : 44°
Glans Angle : -4°
Shaft Expansion rate : 79%
Glans Expansion rate : 100%
THE EXTREME LEGEND BLACK THUNDER

The Rich one was very disapointing, surprising what difference three letters can make.
 
What kind of pictures are on this place? Can I go there at work and not have DICKS IN MY FACE?

I get that enough in text messages. I WANT TO PLAY TOO GODSDAMIT
 
Length : 137mm
Circumference : φ43mm
Shaft Curve : 1°
Shaft Angle : 11°
Glans Angle : 0°
Shaft Expansion rate : 95%
Glans Expansion rate : 100%

THE IMMACULATE BISEXUAL IDLE
Natalie Portman's Penis
Ability : 31%
 
Tisiphone said:
What kind of pictures are on this place? Can I go there at work and not have DICKS IN MY FACE?

I get that enough in text messages. I WANT TO PLAY TOO GODSDAMIT
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They are not pictures of real dicks, they're like a graph of a penis. I THINK YOU ARE SAFE TO ANALYZE THE PEEN.
 
IT KNEW I WAS A WOMAN and called my penis THE PRETTY CANNON FIGHTER WITH NO ABILITY

Length : 136mm
Circumference : φ43mm
Shaft Curve : -43°
Shaft Angle : -5°
Glans Angle : 0°
Shaft Expansion rate : 120%
Glans Expansion rate : 119%
 
Now I'm pitting your peni against each other.

You can do that by putting one name in the first space and another in the next. ALSO, you can design your own penis.
 
Tisiphone said:
IT KNEW I WAS A WOMAN and called my penis THE PRETTY CANNON FIGHTER WITH NO ABILITY

Length : 136mm
Circumference : φ43mm
Shaft Curve : -43°
Shaft Angle : -5°
Glans Angle : 0°
Shaft Expansion rate : 120%
Glans Expansion rate : 119%
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mine had no ability either. Putting female names in there is disturbing to me.
 
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