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pepperoni

Pepperoni is too oily as a topping. And overcooked pepperoni pizza is horrid.

Gimme sausage for a meat topping. Ultimately give me eggplant and mushroom.

And I like my sexual partners to have a penis. A nice one.
 
I've been told I have a beautiful penis...NOT THAT EGGS WILL EVER SEE IT UNLESS WE PEE NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT THE METS GAME AND HE DOES THE 'GLANCE OVER' THING IN WHICH CASE, GIVE ME SOME WARNING, MAN, LET ME 'FLUFF' A BIT!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I've been told I have a beautiful penis...NOT THAT EGGS WILL EVER SEE IT UNLESS WE PEE NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT THE METS GAME AND HE DOES THE 'GLANCE OVER' THING IN WHICH CASE, GIVE ME SOME WARNING, MAN, LET ME 'FLUFF' A BIT!

When I brush my left index finger across my nose "Sting" style, you'll know it's time for us to go to "powder our noses" ;)
 
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