Pete and Nicki update

[headvoid]

Pete is at a book signing tomorrow and I will be there.

Nicki said yes to my company but she costs too much. So we've booked Chantelle.

I want to get Pete to sign "LOL for Wacky!" but that would mean me giving him money, which is not so good - it's a moral dilemma.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chantelle comes cheaper than Nikki? Sounds about right!

Get Pete to sign "Glyn should have won!"

 

[Gagh]

The Sun today did an assassination piece on Nikki flipping out at an Airport for not being upgraded, calling her a 'waste of skin' amongst other insults.

 

[headvoid]

LOL! I'll try that. Loads of my clients are there - so I'll have to be sneaky being rude like that.

Full update tomorrow!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's well known that the Sun just make shit up. Since Nikki is known for having tantrums they can just report "NIKKI HAS TANTRUM IN SAUNA!" to filll up space. But if she's selling her story to them and they're making money from her they'll be all nice like. THE BASTARDS.

PREDICTION: Pete calls you a wanker.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd love to go along posing as an ill-informed journalist and ask Chantelle how it felt to fall in love with Pete in the house.

 

[whisky]

She'd be like "oh my god!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Mentalist]

I am waiting in great anticiptation for this MF press report.

 

[headvoid]

I got it wrong - it's tomorrow. But I will report back.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE WAIT WITH BAITED FISHING RODS>