Pete Burns is that thing

[whisky]

from the day of the dove.

The malicous being neither man nor woman that stirs up hatred, then thrives on the anger.

 

[headvoid]

Apparantly he has fish spleen taken as a suppository most days

The other rumour is that he has the freshly removed foreskins of small indonesian boys injected into his lips.

 

[whisky]

I doubt they are removed first.

 

[Gagh]

He needs to be shot, burnt and stamped into the ground.

 

[whisky]

Seems a little too lienient.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He has three arses. One for sex, one for waste and one for formal balls.

 

[whisky]

formal balls, is that when you are rogered by a man in a tuxeto

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT HE SANGEH TEH COOL SOG YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY AND ALL I REAALY NEED TO DO IS FIND MYSELF A BRAND NOO LOVAH AND LOVAH CUM BACK 2 MEEEEEE

But yeah he's outdone Michael on the wierd scale. (Sorry Menty)

 

[whisky]

Your watching it in america?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, reading about it here and on the interweb.

We don't have a celeb edition of Big Brother here, just The Surreal Life on VH1.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the fucking Chantelle and Preston show, poor big-titted Traci and gormless Maggot get no coverage on the highlights.