Peter and Jordon on the Royal Variety Performance

[CaptainWacky]

Just sang a bit of "A Whole New World." No wonder the Queen didn't show up.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Peter Andre is controlled remotely by an Orange Alien Super species

 

[whisky]

Its the only song she knows the words too, other than, look at my tits, arent they big, I cant cover them up with Shatners wig, they are so big, they cant cover up, the're size 88ZZ cup.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She performed that too and Prince Charles whipped his cock out and said "look, it's my cock!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"ehhhhh, and what's... so VERY important about my.. my cock. is.. is that it's green"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Camilla is an older woman.