PETER ANDRE REVEALS INTIMATE DETAIL OF HIS ANGER AT JORDAN REVEALING INTIMATE DETAIL

[CaptainWacky]

"I'M JUST SO ANGRY AT HER FOR REVEALING SUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION," HE SAID, IN A DEEPLY PERSONAL INTERVIEW IN WHICH HE REVEALED MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION.

 

[Gagh]

MAX CLIFFORD TO MAKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS WHILST CONTINUING TO REVISE THE MAXIMUM SETTING ON THE STANDARD BOOHAT MEASURING STICK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOME GUY WHO HAD SEX WITH JORDAN IN A LIFT TO APPEAR ON CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER BUT CLAIM TO BE "THAT GUY OUT OF STEPS"?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

In homes all across Britain and even on your very street there are people who actually give a shit about this stuff. Something needs to be done.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE: YOU NEED TO READ DETAILS OF KERRY KATONA'S LATEST SUICIDE ATTEMPT EXCLUSIVE TO HEAT MAGAZINE WITH SCANS OF HER WRISTS AND COMMENTS FROM SREE.

 

[Gagh]

WAS LORD LUCAN EATEN BY KERRY KATONA? ONLY HEAT HAS THE ANSWER. SEE CENTRE PAGFES!! (SEALED TO NON BUYERS!)


Middle pages in very large font: LORD LUCAN WAS NOT EATEN BY KERRY KATONA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DID H FROM STEPS RAPE KERRY KATONA WHILE CAROL VORDERMAN AND FEARNE COTTON POINTED AND LAUGHED AND TONY BLAIR SMILED NERVOUSLY IN A THONG?

YES.