Peter Sallis v Amber Benson

[CaptainWacky]

I'M UNDER YOUR SHIT

SPOT OF CHEESE, GROMSHIT?

BENSON JUST STUNNED SALLIS

HE'S A VERY OLD MAN

BUT WHAT'S THIS!?

THREE OLD MEN IN A BATHTUB COMING DOWN A HILL?

BENSON'S RUNNING FOR HER LIFE

ONLY HER REAL LIFE AFFAIR WITH ALYSON HANNIGAN CAN SAVE HER NOW

BUT WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S TOLKIEN

AND HE'S SMILING

WHO'S HE GOING TO STUNNER, BENSON OR SALLIS?

BAH GAWD!

HE'S JUST SMOKING PIPE WEED

"IT WAS HASH ALL ALONG" HE SAID

THAT SON OF A BITCH

BENSON AND SALLIS GETTING HIGH

BAH GAD THEY'RE HIGH

THEY'RE DANCING TOGETHER

MAKES ME SICK

I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM ALL STUNNERS

OH SHIT

I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS

 

[The Tomtrek]

Amber Benson has the nicer breasts.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Peter Sallis is like the grandfather I don't have because all my grandparents are dead.

And Amber Benson is the Twitter friend nobody has. Poor Amber.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I should tweet this thread to her.