Phantom Menace Special Edition details

[CaptainWacky]

YES, EXCLUSIVE TO THE MINE FIELD, FIND OUT HOW LUCAS WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILHOODS NEXT YEAR ONLY ON DVD!

- Yoda puppet completely replaced by CGI Yoda.

- Greedo/Anakin fight restored. Greedo punches first.

- Jar Jar's voice completely re-dubbed by Mike Myers in a Scottish accent.

- Qui Gonn's "there's always a bigger fish" line completely removed for no apparent reason.

- A digitally inserted beard for Obi-Wan!

- Portman's nips digitally removed.

- Jabba the Hutt digitally replaced by some nondescript green alien named "Merv".

- Keira Knightley given starring credit even though she's only in it for a few minutes.

- Line "that little R2 droid did it!" replaced with "that small R2 droid did it, whooo!"

- 3PO's "my PARTS are showing!? Oh my!" changed to "my inner circuits are visible to your optic sensor? Dear me!"

- Lightsabre dual between Maul and Jedis shortened by two minutes.

- Extended scenes of Gungan's "dying" in final battle but then frustratingly they all get up at the end and Jar Jar says "wessa can hibernate!"

- Watto spits on Ani.

PLUS 8 MORE!

 

[johnford]

That movie is the 2nd worst out of the series led by attack of the clones of course.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

- Portman's nips digitally removed.

This is a crime against humanity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They were never supposed to be there (on her breasts) in the first place, according to Lucas! HE'S FOLLOWING HIS ORIGINAL VISION.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ROFLMAO

 

[johnford]

Should of left them in to make things more intresting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO, THEY WERE AGAINST GOD.

 

[Mentalist]

- Anakin's "Yipee!" lines dubbed with Bart Simpsons "Eat my shorts!"

- George Lucas to be digitally inserted into Sebulbas place in the pod race.

- Deleted scenes inserted of Paul Bearer as Darth Mauls ringside manager.

- Jar-Jar Binks Love Triangle plot between Anakin and Padme to be reinserted.

- Qui-Gon to be given CGI tentacle legs for the entire movies and renamed Squid-Gon the wise.

- Tony Blair cameo as Anakins drunk mothers boyfriend.

- R2D2 to be replaced by a naked Kenny Baker in blue and silver body paint and tinfoil gloves.

- Keira Knightley and Padme to have naked orgy with Boss Nass for trade agreement story line.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

What a coincidence, Tony Blair really is my stepfather.

He's always getting wasted and being like, "Silent, I AM Your fathER!" and then passing out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mentalist's spoilers MAY be fake. I'll have to check my sources.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S NEARLY HERE