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PHEW

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Don't you love it when you wake up after a night of debauchery, and check all your usual internet haunts, and find that you didn't make any LOLDURNKL rants anywhere?

My neighbors are probably keeping their distance for a while though -- I remember yelling at the groceries that spilled while I was taking them out of the bags. I was merciless.

Fuck it, they didn't cooperate. They had it coming. Ow.
 
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that.

CHEERS TO WHAT I HOPE WAS AN AWESOME NIGHT OF GANNICUS WORTHY DEBAUCHERY
 
Many showtunes were sung. Many friends & acquaintances were greeted and hugged, And best of all, I was in an air conditioned bar instead of this hot wet sponge of an apartment.
 
There is nothing better than central air. As someone who lives in an old house in Texas with window units, I can totally agree with you on that.
 
We were blissfully celebrity-free last night. Everyone was recuperating from the Gay Pride festivities on Sunday (which I missed).
 
It's a thing with my management company. Long story. I could probably get it sorted and put in a window unit, but I'd need to jump thru a couple of hoops and I'm a lazy little woodland creature OKAY?
 
How do you live without air conditioning? HOW?

Just look at these beautiful things http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Air-Con...r-Conditioners/abcat0907004.c?id=abcat0907004

See, in the Northwest or places such as this one never thinks it will be necessary to own one of these or any of these contraptions. Then when the day hits and its really fucking hot outside all of the stores are sold out. I mean no one really thinks about "preparing" for the summer heat by purchasing an air conditioner in the spring, oh no, its still far too cold for that sort of thing.
 
Last week when the outside temperatures hit 122 (Death Valley was 130), my two air conditioning units went out while I was at work. Cursed month of July!!
 
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