Pink Taco donkey outrage

[Cassie]

If you are outraged about a pink donkey at the Pink Taco you should find a better way to express it PETA, cuz I'm just laughing.

 

[Loktar]

LOL! Looks like somebody made an ASS of themselves.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I should just delete you right now for that post.

Tell me why I shouldn't just delete you right now for that post.

 

[Loktar]

Because you've had time to MULE it over and realize how ASStute my pun was?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think you're helping your case.

 

[Loktar]

What an ASStounding observation.

Let us bray.

 

[Dr Dave]

I saw some donkey's today.

 

[Loktar]

Don't saw donkeys in half.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Meh, Pink Taco's food is overrated. It's just a place for "hipster" business types in their skinny suits to have the privilege of paying $8 for a shitty taco.

 

[headvoid]

in their skinny suits

You've let yourself go since you became a dad haven't you?

Have you started checking airlines for width of seat yet?

 

[Cassie]

It's not about the tacos, it's about the PINK DONKEY.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't saw donkeys in half.

I would not do that.

 

[Loktar]

I would not do that.

...

Dammit. Fresh out of donkey/ass puns.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You've let yourself go since you became a dad haven't you?

Have you started checking airlines for width of seat yet?

Brother, I don't care how fit you are, no man should wear a suit like this:

You just look like a douchebag who is manorexic.

 

[FBI parte due]

Skinny, lithe people anger me in ways I find it difficult to express, so I usually just start swinging my large, ham-like fists in their general direction whenever one walks into the room.

 

[Yub]

We should break little skinny little people like the human pretzel sticks they are. Unless you're DJ Qualls, you're an aberrant abhorrence to be deleted as quickly as possible.

 

[headvoid]

Those suits look like they've been washed funny. The men also need some vitamins or minerals or something, they look really down and sad and I suspect some sort of deficiency.

 

[Dr Dave]

They should do a little less heroin.

 

[Loktar]

They should do a little less heroin.

And more heroines.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think that is what they are into.