PISS

[Gagh]

One of the lovely things about passing 40 - waking in the night for a piss. Time for a catheter.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

One of the lovely things about passing 40 - waking in the night for a piss. Time for a catheter.

I feel your pain(Pee several times a night, the Flomax barely helps) . I just turned 49 recently and it looks like I'm going to start off the new year with a colonoscopy.

 

[Dr Dave]

Kinky

 

[Mirah]

Sleep with your legs up!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can make it through the night mostly but if I want to lie-in I have to get up for a quick liquid deposit at the piss bank (or something I can't form words anymore, that's the real aging tragedy.)

 

[jack]

Now you know why Eleanor Rigby slept with a jar by the door.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wasn't it for tips?

 

[Cassie]

You guys, they make a thing called a condom catheter. You don't have to stick a weird tube thingy into your peen!

(I will let you google that yourself)

 

[jack]

Gross. Who cleans that out after? I just wake it and shake it, then go back to sleep. If I'm lucky I can pick the dream up right where I left off.

 

[Dr Dave]

You guys, they make a thing called a condom catheter. You don't have to stick a weird tube thingy into your peen!

(I will let you google that yourself)

No thanks.

 

[The Question]

47. Yep. 5-6 hours of sleep, get up, go drain the dragon, then back to bed for the last 2-3 hours of sleep.

 

[Cassie]

I'm just saying, you guys don't have to get out of bed. lol

 

[Loktar]

I'm just saying, you guys don't have to get out of bed. lol

I'd rather find a way to convert my toilet into a bed than use a condom catheter.

 

[Cassie]

You could cut a pee hole in it, and put a bucket under.

 

[whisky]

If you drink spirits instead of beer there will be less in your bladder.

 

[jack]

I'm thinking this:

• Wheelchair Function: Enjoy free life. Easily do indoor activities and outdoor activities. Such as meeting friends, having dinner with family, relieve oneself and enjoy the nature.
• Backrest Lifting: Patients can sit up and do some daily life activities easily, lessening nursing burden for both patients and nurses.
• Leg up & Leg Down: Relax patients legs, promote legs blood circulation, preventing varicose veins and easily for legs' daily care.
• Backrest and Leg Lifting: Adjust bed to a comfortable position to meet amusement, dining, reading and cleaning.
• Left-turn&right turning : 0-45⁰ (+5⁰),Comfortable sideways, easy to turn over and scrub.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could cut a pee hole in it, and put a bucket under.

They call it a Trump catheter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHIT IN A BUCKET LIKE OOR WULLIE.