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Pitch new TV shows for Celebs

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
jack from Celeb BB house in

fuck up my dick!

In which he places his dick in dangerous and disgusting places including a juicer, a dead badger and Anne Widdicombes anus.
 
Hitler in

I'm back for JEWOOD (good)

Where Hitler is resurrected using technology and interviews Jewish celebritis like Natalie Portman and Jerry Seinfeld in an attempt to better undertand their people.
 
Im a celebrity, drop me in a volcano
 
Hurley in:
Dude, where's my ranch dressing

Hurley, stranded on a desert island, searches in vain for a tub of ranch dressing. The dressing mysteriously vanished in the night along with his binoculars, his only pair of clean undies, and a large Jesus stick.
 
Jade Goody in

Celebrity Big Brother 2007

Where Jade, her mother, he boyfriend, her best friend Danielle and associate Cleo Rocos are put into the Big Brother house to guarantee that Jade isn't evicted until the end and she pretends to be thick by asking questions about eskimos while accusing Shilpa of "playing the game" for voting for Carole to be evicted even though everyone else did too and is ugly.

OH WAIT LOL
 
I'm a celebrity, lower me slowly into acid
 
CaptainWacky in

Story For the day

in which he writes some shitty story about sheep.
 
Leo Sayer in

The Person Doctor

in which Leo Sayer instructs struggling members of the public in how they can talk about themselves in the third person.
 
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