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Played golf on Sunday

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Had a great time on Sunday. Shot a 78. Then I shot a 72 on the back nine.
Threw my clubs in the creek. Pulled up my pants and waded in to get them.
Ran over a squirrel with the golf cart because I could. Can't wait to play next weekend.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Did you really kill a squirrel?
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No, they're too fast. I'm sure I killed a few worms, though, since a bunch of my shots skidded across the ground for a total distance of like 10 yards.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
#1 reason golfers say they play: "It's so relaxing."

White people are funny.
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It's not relaxing, but it is fun. As bad as I am, there are always 5-10 really GREAT shots and a few amazing putts that keep me coming back. Hole #5 I crushed my drive 290+.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Are niggers allowed on your course?
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It's a public course, so yes. The niggers ain't so bad. The Koreans, however, are AWFUL. They routinely play fivesomes (sometimes SIXSOMES), they can't play for shit, and they act like they can't speak English when the rangers come by and tell them to hurry the fuck up. Meh.
 
I was doing okay but then CAIT TODD CAME BACK FROM THE DARKNESS AND HIT ME WITH A STUNNER.

Plus I had to pee.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Had a great time on Sunday. Shot a 78. Then I shot a 72 on the back nine.
Threw my clubs in the creek. Pulled up my pants and waded in to get them.
Ran over a squirrel with the golf cart because I could. Can't wait to play next weekend.
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For 18 holes thats good, for 9 holes that sucks.

On 18 holes I average 90-110.
 
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