starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Last night I got into a fight with the neighbors about all the shenanagans they have going on over in their house. These guys have everything from bats flying around their chimney 24/7, to sparks flyng out the windows at every full moon.
I told them that if they didn't stop, I was gonna call city ordinance on them. Thats when one of those little runts they have running around over there threw a small mojo bag at me, and hit me in the crotch. All I can remember was some kind of glowing magic powder came puffing out of it when it hit me. When I woke up this morning, my dick was only 2 inches long
I told that little bastard that he had better have an antidote for whatever it was he hit me with. He says that if I want the spell reversed, I had better bring him some roasted bat wings, some fried fish feet, and a side order of chicken lips. If not, my dick was going to keep getting smaller and smaller until I do.
I REALLY need your help with this one people. I'm up shit creek without a paddle here :huh:
I told them that if they didn't stop, I was gonna call city ordinance on them. Thats when one of those little runts they have running around over there threw a small mojo bag at me, and hit me in the crotch. All I can remember was some kind of glowing magic powder came puffing out of it when it hit me. When I woke up this morning, my dick was only 2 inches long
I told that little bastard that he had better have an antidote for whatever it was he hit me with. He says that if I want the spell reversed, I had better bring him some roasted bat wings, some fried fish feet, and a side order of chicken lips. If not, my dick was going to keep getting smaller and smaller until I do.
I REALLY need your help with this one people. I'm up shit creek without a paddle here :huh:
