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[Conchaga's Dual]

It's the only thing I'm neruotic about.

 

[whisky]

What you mean how Jack and Sawyer are brothers?

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

Well, that just ruins my fap fantasy.

 

[Cassie]

*spoiler alert*

Hurley had sex with a tub of sour cream, while Eko beat him with the Jesus stick.

*end spoilers*

 

[whisky]

He then beat his own stick

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll stop reading spoilers after episode 3.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The muffins were burnt!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In episode 7 the Harlem Globetrotters come ashore with boat trouble and help Hurley ask Ginger to the Howell Cotillion.

 

[curiousa2z]

*SPOILERS*

someone will be on the beach.
someone will be giving lustful sideglances to someone.

*END OF SPOILERS*


damn it, the only one who's hot in season one is Jin, who last I saw, was diving into the ocean to save Sawyer.... Please tell me things liven up in Season two!!!

(OK, so I'm a little behind things...but they dont have the DVDs for season two available and I just got addicted form watching the season one eps on DVD this past long weekend - DAMN YOU AND YOUR ADDICTIVE STATUES OF MARY!)

*sob*

 

[curiousa2z]

wait! I forgot about Sayid! If I was stuck on a deserted island, I'd....

ok, nevermind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jiff?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As much as I despise Jack, he is sorta kinda attractive.

And of course, if it's boobies you're after, then you've got Kate, Claire(sorta), Shannon(if you like dead stick insects) and according to some people, Sun.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND HURLEY.

 

[Cassie]

Hurley is so hot with that peanut butter around his mouth

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hurley's boobs are gigantic, and they're the only ones we're likely to see in the flesh.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder how he feels being humiliated every week as "the fat crazy guy who can't stop eating". Do they say "you don't mind if we have a scene in this episode with you stuffing your face with food, now do you? I mean, you are fat." and then he's just like "sure, dude"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LIKE TWO SUNBURNED MARTY FELDMAN EYES LOOKING AT YOU FROM BEYOND

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder how he feels being humiliated every week as "the fat crazy guy who can't stop eating". Do they say "you don't mind if we have a scene in this episode with you stuffing your face with food, now do you? I mean, you are fat." and then he's just like "sure, dude"?

He's probably making $100K a week, I think he's dealing with it.

 

[Cassie]

If only they'd let him have sex with Libby before she died.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sunn I just don't find hot. I think people just see her and think "she's asian, she must be hot!"

Claire is a cutie...maybe a bit too skinny.

Kate is the hotness.

NOT ENOUGH FEMALE CHARACTERS