Please tell me we are NOT going to get involved in Labia

[Cinch]

This place is just fold after fold! It would cost millions to push through.

Let the EU do it. Or that Sadistic Bastard guy.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Some causes simply must be taken up, and some things simply have to be done.

Preferably several times in one night.

Cost be Damned.

 

[Loktar]

But push on we must. Erect the cannons! At the heart of Labia lies the legendary City of G-Spot!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

The US is already involved.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not since 1990.

 

[Donovan]

It'll take more than brute force and overwhelming manpower to subdue the Labia navy. Their commander in chief is Vice Admiral Clitoris, commonly known as "the little man in the boat". We'll need our best submarine squads, led by men who know instinctively when to go down and when to surface. Not to mention we'll need linguists, cunning ones, who can pay lip service to the needs of the people who are currently living in the bush. Done right, we can start a tremor of revolution that swells gradually into a quaking seismic, earth shattering spasm of true change!