POETIC GENIOUS!!11

[klokwerkaos]

A poem by Ambassador KLOK KAOS:

Sometimes things aren't cool (like I wanted to tattoo 666 on my face and pierce my cock to my hand at the mall and my mom said no, and I called her she was a total bitch!) and that makes me mad
and then I feel sad
about the mad-
-ness in my eternal dark soul in the abyss of forever evil insane.

so srsly U guyz, you think I'm any good?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Blatent fucking cliches

but at least it doesn't rhyme.

 

[jack]

the Rat
I can hear it slamming itself
against the stauinless steel walls of
the sink.
The Girl is helpless, immobile.
screaming as the acid resculpts her most private parts
grimly lipsyncing "The Worst That Could Happen" all the while
eventually, her vagina is eaten away enough to accept the habitrail
tube
that I roughly force
into her
although her cervix is stuffed with brie
and broken glass
and I have a sharp coat hanger
to
coax
the
Rat
with
it needs little encouragement
to
SHOOT THE TUBE
the expression
on her face
is priceless.

 

[jack]

I know it's plagiaristic, but what do you think??

HUH GUYS????????????????

 

[Lazy_Ghoul]

I suck
Harder than you
Best believe
That it's true
I'll let you
do those things
The wife won't
let you do
But it'll cost ya
A value meal and
Maybe a candy bar too!

 

[klokwerkaos]

I know it's plagiaristic, but what do you think??

HUH GUYS????????????????

yeah it's deffinently ripped off, I can tell by the pixels.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I DARE you to make less sense.

 

[jack]

yeah it's deffinently ripped off, I can tell by the pixels.

Tell me who I stole it from and you win Teh Pickle. And learn to spell, you retarded knuckledragger.

 

[klokwerkaos]

Tell me who I stole it from and you win Teh Pickle. And learn to spell, you retarded knuckledragger.

speelin iz overaited.

 

[klokwerkaos]

I DARE you to make less sense.

That's fine as long as you wash it.

 

[jack]

speelin iz overaited.

Deftly avoiding the point, making you pwned.

 

[klokwerkaos]

self pwn doesn't earn others troll points.

 

[jack]

I juat fucked you deeply in the neck, spattering my peckersnot on your uvula, and you swallowed :::laughing:::

 

[jack]

glug glug

 

[klokwerkaos]

I juat fucked you deeply in the neck, spattering my peckersnot on your uvula, and you swallowed :::laughing:::

srsly man, that's not funny, my brother died that way.

have an image macro:

 

[jack]

wrong hand.

 

[klokwerkaos]

holy shit you're clever!

 

[The Dork Lord]

self pwn doesn't earn others troll points.

What you do in the privacy of your home is between you and your anime porn; but there's laws about doing that in public!

 

[klokwerkaos]

that's what makes doing it exciting.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Whatever floats your boat, Ahab.