Pointless Starguard Thread 5: Gagh has a new Pussy Wagon!

[Gagh]

Somebody sent me this whilst I was listening to my noisy neighbors. My fictional girlfriend, who I sometimes remember to refer to every 300th post laughed at this!

Is it Gagh's?

 

[Kitty]

4Chan Party Van?

 

[Startard]

You're much better at this than me.

 

[starguard]

Oh Look.. Its my long lost cousin Startard. (Yippieee)

So tell us...how did you escape?

 

[Shitty Dual]

Oh Look.. Its my long lost cousin Startard. (Yippieee)

So tell us...how did you escape?

Someone found the tiny little mason's jar labelled "shame" that you had tucked away high up on that basement shelf and opened it.

 

[Conchaga]

No, it isn't Gagh's, because its steering wheel is on the left.

 

[starguard]

That thing has a steering wheel?