So here I am searching for the thread where I rant about old people and computers and I am a young person (not really) (comparatively so) and wasting my time on a computer in a forum looking for a fucking thread. And then the thought runs in my head, "If Eggsmayonaise was hiring, would he hire me?" And then I was like, "No way! He knows how much time I spend here!"
And thus
I must return to working.
Jeez