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Poll: Size Matters
- Thread starter jack
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starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This "size matters" thing can go BOTH ways:
As I have bore witness to the actual testimony from various women who have stated in their own words, "as there are teaspoons of water deeper than they are, any size is too big", whereas there were other woman I have known that have stated that "no matter how big it is, it can NEVER be big enough" :shock:
I have had sex with some women who had a crotch so small that it fit tighter around me than a rubber band around a sundays newspaper..
..and I have been with women that had a gap so wide down there that you could slide a louieville slugger up in that thing and STILL not bottom her out. You could wiggle it around and everything and still not bump her. I would lay there in shock asking myself "Damn, does she even HAVE a bottom? :huh:
See, that's an issue that goes BOTH ways!
As I have bore witness to the actual testimony from various women who have stated in their own words, "as there are teaspoons of water deeper than they are, any size is too big", whereas there were other woman I have known that have stated that "no matter how big it is, it can NEVER be big enough" :shock:
I have had sex with some women who had a crotch so small that it fit tighter around me than a rubber band around a sundays newspaper..
..and I have been with women that had a gap so wide down there that you could slide a louieville slugger up in that thing and STILL not bottom her out. You could wiggle it around and everything and still not bump her. I would lay there in shock asking myself "Damn, does she even HAVE a bottom? :huh:
See, that's an issue that goes BOTH ways!
