Post Count = 20,000

[Conchaga]

Ok, so I made 1,500+ posts/spams in just a little over 7 hours. You should also know that in the time it took me to make that many posts, I cooked and ate dinner, massaged and made love to my girlfriend (twice), and watched two movies. There were also several bathroom breaks.

Either way, I'm spent. Goodnight, Badlanders.

Feel free to love me in your own way.

 

[Conchaga]

Nobody loved me.

 

[Pandora]

???????

 

[Conchaga]

I know, right!?

 

[Pandora]

Why wouldn't they? That's terrible.

 

[Conchaga]

That was a good day. Maybe they were jealous.

 

[Pandora]

Jealousy, the root of all evil. Or is that money?

 

[Conchaga]

No, fake bacon is the root of all evil. Money buys real bacon, therefore it cannot be evil.

 

[Pandora]

I don't much like bacon.

 

[Conchaga]

Blasphemer! Get ye to a butchery!

 

[Pandora]

I prefer better meats, steak, chicken, pork chops, pork loin, roast beef, sausage, cock, but not bacon.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, since you like cock, I'll let you go just this time.

 

[Pandora]

Why thank you................

 

[Dark Pickle]

I like ham better than bacon.

 

[Conchaga]

BLASPHEMER!

 

[Yub]

Fuck you and the ham you rode in on, Mr. Dork Pickle!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Discrimination based on choice of por products?

You two are behaving like MINEFIELDERS!

 

[Yub]

It's not discrimination, it's FACT. Bacon is better than ham. To say otherwise would be like saying the sky is neon green or Spock was a Romulan. You are a sick man in need of help, sir or simply a good kicking.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Ham is too salty and greasy for my tastes.

and it IS a matter of taste, not of fact.

 

[Yub]

NONSENSE! You're speaking gibberish!