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Post here for some Valentines Love from the Love

I'm all about spreading VD love!

You know, I think of Calgon everytime I see your name, and really I have no idea how to pronounce it anyway. Let me try.

/an sal e jen/ is that it? Or it could be /aN Kal a jen/


Other than that, you should really wear protection so as not to spread VD on VD.

I said spread, that makes me think about spreading her legs. That would be a great valentines day gift. Just lick her to death. And she better scream!
 
You know, I think of Calgon everytime I see your name, and really I have no idea how to pronounce it anyway. Let me try.

/an sal e jen/ is that it? Or it could be /aN Kal a jen/

The later.... I think.


Other than that, you should really wear protection so as not to spread VD on VD.

Well, first I'm married, and second I'm on the other side of the country for Jump School, so no chance of either.

Hmm, I was going to put a :( right after 'either' but on second thought changed it to a :), however on third thought, I can't think of a suitable emoticon.... :/

I said spread, that makes me think about spreading her legs. That would be a great valentines day gift. Just lick her to death. And she better scream!

Now that just gets a :( :cry:
 
Well fuck. Is this my hand out love thread or what? Good stuff man, good stuff. So......Anc, I do live in Seattle....maybe your wife, maybe she, well I mean, Hey it doesn't hurt to ask! Don't get so upset!
 
Well fuck. Is this my hand out love thread or what? Good stuff man, good stuff. So......Anc, I do live in Seattle....maybe your wife, maybe she, well I mean, Hey it doesn't hurt to ask! Don't get so upset!

There will be no loving if I'm not there to watch! :bailey:









;)
 
Your mood says "Tell the Hand" and I would love to tell your hand many things with my body. OMG Could that be the cheesiest TK pick up line ever?!

Likewise, I would love to tell your body many things with my hand. OMG cheesiest response to a cheesy TK pick up line. Ever!
 
I direct you to the I'd be creepy now thread below in this forum.

I am going immedietly. You should have seen the sentence I left out! I lie, there were several sentences. Better yet let me block you.

Kidding.
Lets get this thread back *takes off clamps* on topic.
 
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