Posting in the Mine Field...

[Ishcabittle]

...is like wandering into a sea, nay, an ocean of Wacky. I wish I didn't have to study tonight, or I'd be humpin' each and every one of your posts.

HUMPIN'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MABYE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN, UNTIL TOMORROW I'LL JUST KEEP HUMPING ON

 

[Caitriona]

Humping a Wacky post is like a Hallmark Card ...

 

[Ishcabittle]

A HALLMARK CARD THAT READS:

Dearest friend:

You're so much to me...
the sentence I can't finish,
the cream in my coffee,
the herb in my tea,

And there's only thing I can do for you,
when I can,
when there's time,
I'm going to post.

AND POST

AND POST PASOSOEIN

AND POST

AND POSTOIJH

A;;AV;;A ;KAJA; ;HKA
A ;KAG ;A
AKRK R ;AA;RAPE
A;LFHIJOAINOAB
A K ;JAV INAKEIERA

AJKAGRIOAINO NAPTOAOT
'TATKJA; KAG;HA
PORTMANDELAIYVEOAHIV
AKLRAJANATALIE
A
AKAI;A
HILA;HA

˝ÓÔıÒÏˇÁıÔ◊Ç˝ÏΨΉÁÔÏ˝ÓÔÓ

LOVE YOU MUCHES.

Or somethin'.

 

[Caitriona]

*sob*

Yes, yes, such sweet sentiments.

 

[Kyehlar]

Humping a Wacky post is like a Hallmark Card ...

As in it's the gift that keeps on giving, or it only costs $1.99?

 

[Ishcabittle]

INDEED LOL BONC!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

 

[Duncelor]

My soul just crumpled that in a ball and threw it away.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Notice how the "" characters weren't italicized? That's fuckin' italicist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't notice.

 

[Harkley]

??????
??????

COMPARE

ALSO, I HAVE NO SOUL

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH HARKLEY, YOU CAME AND YOU STOPPED ME FROM BAKING.

 

[Caitriona]

Where am I?

 

[curiousa2z]

BUT I THREW YOU AWAY OH HARKLEY....

 

[curiousa2z]

HE PUTS ON WOMENS CLOTHING AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS

 

[Ishcabittle]

EEWWWW!!!

AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO RUGGED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CURIOUSA'S BACK!

 

[Caitriona]

She is indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

INDEED LOL BONC