Problem:Everytime I watch a movie it ends up having a Trek actor in it

[Fuddlemiff]

And then I watch the rest of it even if it's shit

Over Christmas I saw:

The Chase: Starring Robert Beltran as a helicopter pilot(COOL!!) who aspires to be a TV weatherman(WTF?) and Ricki Lake(so fat I didn't recognise her till half way through, even though I was expecting her to be in it) as a fatso who wants to get into the pants of an ugly banker, but is worried she's too fat.

Critters: Ethan Phillips stars as a policeman, then an alien policeman alien, and then dies and becomes a priest.

Explorers: Robert Picardo with a number of multifaceted roles, all of them extremely irritating.

Liberace: Taking on the leading role, Andrew Robinson introduces a new generation to camp showtunes and pimpmobiles. But folks, he's not playing a gay guy, hoestly! Produced by the Liberace Foundation.

Flubber: (Shudder) Lots of special effects and Wil Wheaton saying fuck all. A bit like Nemesis in some ways. In other, more accurate ways, this has Robin Williams and is annoying.

A Christmas Carol: Patrick Stewart as Scrooge. I prefered it with Muppets, personally.


I can only hope this is the last of it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I SAW STAR TREK 2. THAT HAD SOME TREK ACTORS IN IT.

 

[Gagh]

I SAW JINGLE ALL THE WAY, and Schwarzennegeegeegegeggggeegeger did a GREAT George Takei impression!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*holds nose*

DEN TEAR IT APAHT, DHAMNIT!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So many Trek actors have been in Murder She Wrote that to attempt to list them would be madness (so I wont).

 

[Gagh]

Alexander Rozhenko was in it once playing a sex-crazed minor who kept lifting Lansbury's skirt during the episode.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember (I wanked to it 238484 times)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://RozhenkoSheQueefed.com/indexfinger.html

 

[whisky]

Have you ever seen the episode of Columbo that has both Kirk and Chekov in it?

But not in the same scene.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was probably in Shat's contract that way, otherwise he wouldn't do it.

 

[whisky]

I doubt Shatner even remembered working with Konig by then.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"You there, boy. My scotch glass is empty. Oh and find me a wife."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There was an episode of Diagnosis Murder that had Wil Wheaton, Majel Roddenberry, Walter Koenig AND Tegai. The annoying young guy with the annoying voice and the annoying mullett thought he'd been abducted by aliens.

 

[Gagh]

Ah yes, the poor-man's Michael J Fox.

 

[whisky]

Remember KNight rider 2000?

Sucker!

Most of us are trying to forget it, Damn you for killing Devon Miles!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Diagnosis Murder. Last stop for gas before the Actor's Retirement Home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you ever seen the episode of Columbo that has both Kirk and Chekov in it?

But not in the same scene.

I saw it. Shatner was the killer the bastard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His hair did it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remember Janeway in Murder She Wrote. A high flying socialite had been brutally raped with a champagne bottle and bystander's first thought was to call an aging crime writer for help. Janeway's hair did it.

 

[whisky]

The police should just arrest Jessica Fletcher, everywhere she goes in the country and even abroad theres a murder, its her I tell ya!