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Prophecies

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
One night I had a dream.
I lived in a tall building,
Or I was meerly visiting friend who did,
it was next to a huge volcano
we were making cookies
and ran out of butter
I had to go to the store.
I walked down the street to the store
and suddenly the volcano began
spewing rocks
the end of the world was here
I tried to save people.
I do not remember very much after that.
 
When I looked up the dream in the dream books all it told me was that a volcano was a phalic symbol and I was obseesed. Go Figure.
 
I've never trusted dream books.

Dreams have no universal symbols.

Each object is an aspect of the dreamer, and must be intrepreted through their experience.

In order to explain someone else's dream, you must begin by saying "If it were my dream..."

Those were the rules I learned.

If you'd like, I can take a crack at this later...
 
The Dork Lord said:
I've never trusted dream books.

Dreams have no universal symbols.

Each object is an aspect of the dreamer, and must be intrepreted through their experience.

In order to explain someone else's dream, you must begin by saying "If it were my dream..."

Those were the rules I learned.

If you'd like, I can take a crack at this later...
Click to expand...

What's this about crack?
 
LOLWUT? Actually dream interpratation is something I take fairly seriously.

I have always believed them to be messages from the subconsious.

But please feel free to douche it up ;)
 
The Dork Lord said:
LOLWUT? Actually dream interpratation is something I take fairly seriously.

I have always believed them to be messages from the subconsious.

But please feel free to douche it up ;)
Click to expand...

ok then.

*astral projects himself into Dork Lord's anus and gives him a douche enema*
 
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