Lord Kookoo
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My doctor wants to put me on Haldol. He says I got to take it or he is going to send me to the loony bin. Part of it is my own fault,
I explained to him thatI am the Lord of the Universe, and after explaining my divine powers and the legions of angelic beings who wait on me hand and foot, the doctor muttered something like "Your a sick man" or something. Now, I *KNOW* I am the Lord of the Universe, because of my virgin birth from my father God, so I figure that makes me a god too. But for some reason, the samer dummies who go to church and believe Jesus was god have a hard time with me saying I am God!
My question then is the doctor an agent of Satan? He too, like Saint Lucifer is a Canadian. Coincidence? I think not! It is obvious that Satan is communicating with the doctor to discredit the Lord of the Universe, but He is too smart for him!! I think maybe the Canadians are plotting against me, after i discovered Satan is the TRUE leader of Canada, and their godless socialist mob.
What should I do? He is also upset I walk around town in rompers and says that only sickos dress up like babies and walk down the street. But can't the Lord of the Universe do what He wants? Who the hell is he to tell me what to do? I created the pot-smoking bastard, and even that creep Satan.
I guess I could just destroy the Earth. But I feel sorry for you guys. Dunno..What is a God to do?
I explained to him thatI am the Lord of the Universe, and after explaining my divine powers and the legions of angelic beings who wait on me hand and foot, the doctor muttered something like "Your a sick man" or something. Now, I *KNOW* I am the Lord of the Universe, because of my virgin birth from my father God, so I figure that makes me a god too. But for some reason, the samer dummies who go to church and believe Jesus was god have a hard time with me saying I am God!
My question then is the doctor an agent of Satan? He too, like Saint Lucifer is a Canadian. Coincidence? I think not! It is obvious that Satan is communicating with the doctor to discredit the Lord of the Universe, but He is too smart for him!! I think maybe the Canadians are plotting against me, after i discovered Satan is the TRUE leader of Canada, and their godless socialist mob.
What should I do? He is also upset I walk around town in rompers and says that only sickos dress up like babies and walk down the street. But can't the Lord of the Universe do what He wants? Who the hell is he to tell me what to do? I created the pot-smoking bastard, and even that creep Satan.
I guess I could just destroy the Earth. But I feel sorry for you guys. Dunno..What is a God to do?
