Psyduck are you okay

[SAUSAGEMAN]

What's that on your head?

Same question, but also stop crying

Tauros is a dangerous pokémon, you shouldn't go near it!

Wigglytuff should be your friend - you are both psychic. Why are you catatonic on the floor?

psyduck

 

[Gagh]

Personally, I find Psyduck to be offensive to all ducks. Ducks are complex creatures, and this feeble doodle does them a disservice by being simplified so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would kick him out of bed.