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Purple pot

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
makes my eyes swell shut after just one hit

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A guy goes to the doctor and flaps his arm up and down.

"My Arm hurts when I do this."

"Then stop doing that!" says the doctor.

BADA BING!

I'm here all week folks!! :bigass:
 
Messenger said:
I don't think there's enough weed in the world to make that funny.
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And that's why you're stuck with cyber chick.

There's not enough mood altering substances to make you look good. :bigass:
 
One time I was working as an undercover narc in OperationPurplePot and we found out the pot that the perp was selling was not actually purple, it was dyed with this clothes stuff the drug dealer Barney used because he had some left over RITS dye after turning his gym clothes and he thought this hairbrained scheme would help him make more money if he told people the purple stuff was a lot better than the green stuff.

We caught the guy after he got thru with his cheerleading duties at a football game.

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I told him he should have used the leftover dye for his sneakers instead of the pot. I thought it would have made sense to him but WTF!
 
Oh yeah..............it was a Citizen's Arrest!! Me, Cheech & Chong found some badges on the ground after Halloween.......I guess they came off some costumes of the kids who were out that night, so we pretended like they were real when we flashed them at the Barney wannabe and guess what???

he believed it!! We confiscated all the pot in his glove box too!!! It tasted like crap when we tried to smoke it in our coke-can pipes.
 
Sarek said:
A guy goes to the doctor and flaps his arm up and down.

"My Arm hurts when I do this."

"Then stop doing that!" says the doctor.

BADA BING!

I'm here all week folks!! :bigass:
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U2 performed a concert in Scotland a few months ago. Bono, between songs, started slowly clapping his hands. After a minute of that, he stated "everytime I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

Deep from the audience someone bellowed "well stop fucking doing that then!"
 
^^good one. If I had been there I would have handed him my coke-can pipe with purple pot in it and said................"TRY SOME OF THIS CRAP!!!!!"
 
Well, I like cask strength single malt too. I just don't bathe in it like you do, bitch. WTF is it with alcoholics anyway? When I'm on I prefer a good buzz to staggering around like some drunken monkey, vomiting my pain out on the keyboard like so many shattered shards of dreamlike broken glass.

You're a fucking idiot, Jillian.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
U2 performed a concert in Scotland a few months ago. Bono, between songs, started slowly clapping his hands. After a minute of that, he stated "everytime I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

Deep from the audience someone bellowed "well stop fucking doing that then!"
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Well, never let it be said that here in the US, we wouldn't have offered encouragement.
 
Sarek said:
A guy goes to the doctor and flaps his arm up and down.

"My Arm hurts when I do this."

"Then stop doing that!" says the doctor.

BADA BING!

I'm here all week folks!! :bigass:
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Hey Sarek, are we related?

My girls' father is retired military and now a cop, never did I see this shit coming!

So I guess what I'm asking is, are you my father in law?

What do you make of having a little color in your tree?
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Hey Sarek, are we related?

My girls' father is retired military and now a cop, never did I see this shit coming!

So I guess what I'm asking is, are you my father in law?

What do you make of having a little color in your tree?
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Doubtful. The monkey my kid hooked up with doesn't have the typical drugged California look and isn't a knuckle dragger.

Speaking of which, how's your family doing? Any more of them hop out of the trees and opt for a few months on the ground?
 
Sarek said:
Doubtful. The monkey my kid hooked up with doesn't have the typical drugged California look and isn't a knuckle dragger.

Speaking of which, how's your family doing? Any more of them hop out of the trees and opt for a few months on the ground?
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My family's doing fine. I got a kid on the way, gettin married in October, and i'm in the south now motherfucker!


See? How you know I'm not the "monkey". I'm on your side of the coast now Barney Five O.

I'm not in cali anymore, lol.
 
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