Did you hear about that chick that sold her virginity for $780,000? And then she is going to give 90% of the money to charity?
The buyer will get an hour with her in an airplane. He is from Japan.
You clearly haven't seen the video where one of them stuffs a raw chicken in her vagina in a supermarket as some kind of statement about food prices or something.
Why do you quote yourself? You're drawing attention to something that wasn't terrifically clever, in the first place. If it were it would be Quote of the Week.