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Q: Why Is Hollywood Retarded?

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Land of the Lost movie moving forward
Will Ferrell comedy parodying Sid and Marty Krofft show will finally be made; Brad Silberling will direct.

By Tim Surette - TV.com
October 10, 2007 at 12:26:00 PM

The long-in-development Land of the Lost has finally been given the go-ahead for production by Universal, reports Variety. Brad Silberling (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events) will direct the adaptation, and funnyman Will Ferrell will star in the $100-million-budget movie.

Land of the Lost is based on the 1970s children's morning show of the same name, but unlike the television program, it will be intentionally funny. The show was created by the seemingly acid-dropping Sid and Marty Krofft, who also produced the totally far-out shows The Banana Splits Adventure Hour and H.R. Pufnstuf.

In Land of the Lost, an adventurer and his two children become trapped in an alien world inhabited by dinosaurs, cavemen known as pakuni, and evil reptilian humanoids known as the sleestaks. Land of the Lost ran for three season from 1974 to 1976.

No word on who will play Cha-Ka.

A: Because studios think they have to make a forced parody of something in which the irony and unintentional humor was already screamingly apparent. And they think Will Ferrell is the man to lend his feather-light touch to it so that people will definitely "get it".

*sigh*
 
Shit.. That is really going to suck.
 
Adam Sandler.
 
This just in: Joan Rivers, Goldie Hawn and Cher to play Sleestaks!
 
How dare Hollywood mock Land of the Lost?!?!?! HOW DAAAARE THEY! Between that and the Great Space Coaster some of my fondest childhood memories lay.

No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnew...You better believe it!

But seriously, leave Land of the Lost alone. It was corny and the graphics were horrible but it's what I watched before school when I was a tot.
 
Dear sweet Zeus! Isn't it bad enough they raped Underdog and Alvin and the Chipmunks? Now we have to endure this?!?

We need an entertainment revolution.
 
This just might be the first Will Ferrell straight-to-DVD movie.

That would give him a wake-up call at least, and make him switch agents or something. Maybe not do a movie a year no matter how much the script is steaming...
 
the title was a lightly stirred rhetorical question,
with a soupçon of irony thrown in.
 
Tom Cruise cast as Cha-Ka!
 
No good can come from this.
 
Tom Cruise should have played Frodo.
 
Although, like Elijah, Tom Cruise is VERY VERY GAY.
 
sings:


*when you wish upon a star...."
 
If Cruise is guy, how did he manage to get it up Katie?
 
He brain washed her
 
That doesn't answer the question.
 
Viagra smoothies
 
The answer is he hasn't. He is part of very powerful cult of which he is a high ranking member. A turkey baster and a confidentiality agreement was all that would've been needed to impregnate Katie and shut her up.
 
I thought EVERYONE knew that, Mr-I-PICK-SHOWS-THAT-DONT-GET-CANCELLED-WACKY!
 
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