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Question for the women of this forum

wizer

wizer

TK addict
Ladies would you consider it a deal-breaker and break up with your boyfriend if he told you that he has sexual fantasizes about God when he masturbates? What if he told you that he fantasizes about making love to God?

Or what if he said that he wants to have sex with God when he gets to heaven? Is it just as bad as being gay and consequently you'd dump him?

Is this kind of fantasy considered normal? I don't know how this kind of fantasy could bring harm to the relationship. What your thoughts?

I want to be sure it's a good idea to break this to her and it's getting tougher to keep it from her.

Thanks!
 
Alyssum said:
My wife once had a dream about meeting jesus and she said she spontaneously came in her sleep.
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Back when I was married and living home, I had a dream that I died and went to Heaven. I got to the Pearly Gates and there was Saint Peter! He said "welcome to Heaven wizer, here you can do as you please!"

I said "Pete, can I fuck that brunette over there?". He said "wizer, this is Heaven, have at it man!". So I fucked the brunette, and she was the best fuck I EVER had. Then I saw a cute blonde (like the one in Lokmars video) and I fucked her too! Then I saw a redhead, and did her every which way I could.

Then I realized I had to...you know..do #2. So I found St Peter and said "where does a guy take a dump in Heaven?". He said "Its really easy here in Heaven. Drop your pants, hang your ass over the edge of a cloud and let it go. When you're done, break off a piece of the cloud and wipe your ass with it!.

So I did that..hung my ass over the cloud, dropped a few loads, then tore off a piece of cloud, and was wiping away when suddenly I was being awakened by my wife! She said "I dont mind you fucking me 3 times and calling me 3 different names, in fact I enjoyed it..I didn't even mind when you took a shit off the edge of the bed, but when you wipe your ass on my new pillowcases, its time to stop the show."
 
No this:

"Back when I was married and living home, I had a dream that I died and went to Heaven. I got to the Pearly Gates and there was Saint Peter! He said "welcome to Heaven wizer, here you can do as you please!"

I said "Pete, can I fuck that brunette over there?". He said "wizer, this is Heaven, have at it man!". So I fucked the brunette, and she was the best fuck I EVER had. Then I saw a cute blonde (like the one in Lokmars video) and I fucked her too! Then I saw a redhead, and did her every which way I could.

Then I realized I had to...you know..do #2. So I found St Peter and said "where does a guy take a dump in Heaven?". He said "Its really easy here in Heaven. Drop your pants, hang your ass over the edge of a cloud and let it go. When you're done, break off a piece of the cloud and wipe your ass with it!.

So I did that..hung my ass over the cloud, dropped a few loads, then tore off a piece of cloud, and was wiping away when suddenly I was being awakened by my wife! She said "I dont mind you fucking me 3 times and calling me 3 different names, in fact I enjoyed it..I didn't even mind when you took a shit off the edge of the bed, but when you wipe your ass on my new pillowcases, its time to stop the show."

Henny Youngman told that joke regularly in standup....:phpwink:
 
wizer said:
Back when I was married and living home, I had a dream that I died and went to Heaven. I got to the Pearly Gates and there was Saint Peter! He said "welcome to Heaven wizer, here you can do as you please!"

I said "Pete, can I fuck that brunette over there?". He said "wizer, this is Heaven, have at it man!". So I fucked the brunette, and she was the best fuck I EVER had. Then I saw a cute blonde (like the one in Lokmars video) and I fucked her too! Then I saw a redhead, and did her every which way I could.

Then I realized I had to...you know..do #2. So I found St Peter and said "where does a guy take a dump in Heaven?". He said "Its really easy here in Heaven. Drop your pants, hang your ass over the edge of a cloud and let it go. When you're done, break off a piece of the cloud and wipe your ass with it!.

So I did that..hung my ass over the cloud, dropped a few loads, then tore off a piece of cloud, and was wiping away when suddenly I was being awakened by my wife! She said "I dont mind you fucking me 3 times and calling me 3 different names, in fact I enjoyed it..I didn't even mind when you took a shit off the edge of the bed, but when you wipe your ass on my new pillowcases, its time to stop the show."
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That joke was funnier when I told it back at trekbbs back in 1999 but about your boyfriend: He's weird and yes he's that weird. To be honest with you that sounds like Mormon twin talk. They're into that shit for reasons only well water knows for sure. I say you dump him but keep an eye on him just in case he winds up on the news or something on an unrelated matter.
 
wizer said:
Or what if he said that he wants to have sex with God when he gets to heaven? Is it just as bad as being gay and consequently you'd dump him?
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My thoughts immediately went to who's the top (giver) and who's the bottom (receiver)?

Then my thoughts went to images of an enormous god-dick fucking some moron in the ass.


... I gotta lay of the weed for a while...
 
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