Question for Tomtrek

[CaptainWacky]

If you were a farmer and you had a tractor, would you name it "Michelle Tractor-berg"?

 

[Cassie]

Hallmark could make a movie about it, called: ROMANCING THE TRACTOR-BERG.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Do you even have to ask?

 

[Gagh]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PART OF THE THROAT FOR NOTHING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BOYS! (She has a throat too).

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's a really good throat.

Although technically the "trach" is from the German word "Tracht" meaning "traditional dress".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If I had a signed photograph of a tractor I'd never tear it up, even if it was a trumped up hoe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Groundskeeper Willie wouldn't think THIS tractor was "shite"! (And even if he did Channel 4 would edit it out and ruin the whole joke.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And yet they show (ad nauseum) the episode where Homer spends a whole day growling about how much he hates New York while parked beneath the twin towers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They put all the jerks in Tower 1.

 

[Gagh]

All the Welsh were in Tower 2.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They were meant to be, but the lead WELSHY phoned them all that morning and told them not to go into work.

 

[Yub]

Can we call her Michelle Tractor-beam and have bizarre fantasies about Sir Alec Guinness turning her off and on?

 

[The Tomtrek]

No.

 

[Yub]

SPOILSPORT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

 

[headvoid]

My Shell Tracked on Berg

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I was a sailor out at sea I'd constantly be saying "we need to go back to port, man."