Quick, I need you to tell me what to do!

[Dual]

Should I eat mixed berry yogurt or raspberry yogurt?

 

[Gagh]

Mixed berry, for that new-age taste sensation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I need someone to tell me what to do with the rest of my life.

 

[Ishcabittle]

wacky, you should find a box of money, then help the homeless get on Project Runway Australia.

 

[FBI parte due]

Form the yogurt into lines and then snort it for INSTANT TASTE SATISFACTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where can I find a box of moneys?

 

[Dr Dave]

A bank.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Britney's box used to be money. Now it's just a smelly box.

 

[Dr Dave]

and rusty like Madonna!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This is worse than Iraq's genocide of the Kurds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's worse than death wanking.

 

[Cassie]

Can we still tell Dual what to do? OR HAS THE DECISION BEEN MADE?

 

[Dual]

Lol I ATE THE MIXED BERRY YOGURT YESTERDAY but I'll eat the raspberry today.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just tell him to do something else.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SIR ALAN SUGER FOR POPE

 

[FBI parte due]

BOW DOWN AND PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE SUGAR POPE

 

[Dual]

SUGA POPE'S IN THE SUGA MOBILE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I had a blueberry and a banana creme yogurt in the fridge this week. I ate the blueberry first a few days ago, then I ate the banana creme last night.

END OF STORY!

 

[Dual]

I bought more yogurt today. Three vanilla, three raspberry, and three mixed berry. This is because I eat granola and yogurt for breakfast. Every single fucking morning.

 

[Dual]

I'll alternate eating the different flavours until in a week I have two left. Then I'll post asking whether I should eat the vanilla or raspberry.