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R.I.P. ReNu with Moistureloc

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
*sniffle* You were the best contact lense solution I ever had. You kept my contacts so clean and comfortable, like no other solution ever could. Using you was a true pleasure and I will miss you more than you will ever know. I just bought a new bottle of you, I'm torn about returning you but I just can't risk blindness, I have a job to do. So you take care ReNu with Moistureloc, good luck with that fungus and hopefully, I'll see a new and improved you soon.

Love,

Laker_Girl
 
Just buy the generic Equate shit from Wal-Mart.

It won't tuck you in at night, but it doesn't fart in bed, either.
 
I don't like generic solutions, they really don't work as well. I don't care if they have the exact same ingredients, there's something missing. I'm really bummed about this, I don't know what I'm going to use now. Oh and plus, I wouldn't use Equate, I don't shop at Wal-Mart much, I'm a Target kind of girl.
 
You're a high-maintenance woman who knows what she likes. I can get behind that.

Me..... I'm married, have that same perpetual 'kicked-in-the-nuts' outlook when I go to market, shuffle through the aisles behind the rest of the sheeple at Wally World (one-stop shopping) and pray at the "Discount City" temple once a week. Whether I've sinned or not.

The cats get the expensive stuff (food), but it's generic eye shit for me and mine.

Love on a budget and all....
 
I feel for you man. You shouldn't have to take the back seat to the cats. On the upside, you're at no risk for eye fungus. The little woman is lovin' you even when she doesn't know it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
*sniffle* You were the best contact lense solution I ever had. You kept my contacts so clean and comfortable, like no other solution ever could. Using you was a true pleasure and I will miss you more than you will ever know. I just bought a new bottle of you, I'm torn about returning you but I just can't risk blindness, I have a job to do. So you take care ReNu with Moistureloc, good luck with that fungus and hopefully, I'll see a new and improved you soon.

Love,

Laker_Girl
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I like the fact that your job is the only reason you can't risk blindness. ;) :lol:

Now that's dedication!
 
I have a bottle of ReNu if you want it....I only used it like twice for my lip when I got it peirced.
 
The good news is, it appears to be a tainted batch from Asia, and the good stuff should be back on shelves in a matter of weeks, if not days. That what the WSJ is reporting, anyway.
 
Fuckin' Asian eye jizz bird flu 'Me love you long time!' sucky sucky empty promises and buffet-style eateries!
 
Laker_Girl said:
*sniffle* You were the best contact lense solution I ever had. You kept my contacts so clean and comfortable, like no other solution ever could. Using you was a true pleasure and I will miss you more than you will ever know. I just bought a new bottle of you, I'm torn about returning you but I just can't risk blindness, I have a job to do. So you take care ReNu with Moistureloc, good luck with that fungus and hopefully, I'll see a new and improved you soon.

Love,

Laker_Girl
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*ROTFLMAO @ 'lense'*. Not only is LAKERCUNT fat and ugly, but she cannot see worth shit?? Oh but this just gets better and better.
 
Being that I wear contact lenses or glasses, I would be able to see you just fine. That makes more sense don't you think?
 
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