R U SRS

[I Love Cunt]

I just spent 3 and 1/2 fucking hours trying to figure out how to fucking put 5 fucking people on a contact list in fucking google.
GOO FUCK YOURSELF GOOGLE!

I'm just kidding
I didn't spend 3 1/2 hours doing that
I am a fucking nerd
I can't do anything
I am a fucking robot
I hate my life
I'm going to go kill myself
No I'm not
I'm just kidding
I may jump off a building
wtf do I know?
Can you google it?
OMFG I"M SURE YOU CAN
MOTHER FUCKER!
WHAT A BRAND SPANKING NEW GREAT FUCKING IDEA YOU MOTHER FUCKING MORONS! I LOVE YOU! YES YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS.

THERE IS THIS CIRCLE THING
MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT A CIRCLE JERK YOU FUCK OFFS!
AND THEN THERE IS THIS THING i SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO say fucking put this contact in this group so that i can just fucking push one button you fucking morons
fuck you!

 

[I Love Cunt]

oh look
i figured it out
i put them all in a cute little circle
and then watched a little +1 just like mario brothers
how fuking cute was that you mother fuckers
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
who was the bright idea fucking guy who said, "Lets use google docs!" well that is a great idea!
who the fucking fuck fuck fuck
feed me a cock
cock
give me some cock
cock
i miss gonad
i want her
um
what do i want
i try not to think of those things anymore
i just want
o yeah i had a dream last night
tk was there
oh yeah
i will not tell about that right now
where were we?
cock
and
more cock
i want cock
cock
cock
i will send that message to somebody tomorrow and see the response

 

[I Love Cunt]

I can't hear you?

two people in the last, um lets say 3 months
I can't even understand you
how am i sup[osed to have a relationship with you?
wtf?
do i not listen?
r my ears fucked up?
i need you to be a clear speaker
sorry
u r out
out the ddoor
on the floor
trap door
no more
good bye
you are the weakest link

 

[Falconarg]

Stupid.

 

[Loktar]

Don't be hard on yourself, you're not stupid.

Even monkeys can learn.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Stupid.

 

[Loktar]

el stupido.

 

['Gear]

Oh I don't know...I've met some pretty smart monkeys.