Rachael Ray from The Food Network

[Big Dick McGee]

You know you'd hit it. Don't even front.

The best part is, you could fuck the shit out of her all night, then say, "Now go and make me a sandwich!" AND SHE WOULD.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

 

[Laker_Girl]

Rachel Ray did a spread for FHM? That doesn't seem very Rachel Ray-ish. She's slimmed down over the last year or so, she was getting to be a bit of a chub but I just love her. 30 Minute Meals is a my favorite Food Network show. Hm, this is bugging me, why didn't FHM do a spread on Giada di Laurentiis, she's smokin'!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She's adorable. I dunno if I'd even want to have sex with her, she seems too cute and "innocent"!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Rachel Ray did a spread for FHM? That doesn't seem very Rachel Ray-ish. She's slimmed down over the last year or so, she was getting to be a bit of a chub but I just love her. 30 Minute Meals is a my favorite Food Network show. Hm, this is bugging me, why didn't FHM do a spread on Giada di Laurentiis, she's smokin'!

She's certainly attractive.

But Rachael is hotter, in my humble opinion. She has that bubbly personality, not unlike a certain SoCal Kitten I am lucky enough to know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fucking cut her.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Stu (can I call you "stu", or do you prefer "Stuart"? What does your family call you?), she's about 36 years old, so she'd fulfill that "older woman" fantasy you keep talking about every day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah....what!?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Don't you fantasize about being with a hot older woman who can "show you the ropes" (have intercourse with you)?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Me, chipper? Are you on crack? I am no where near as chipper as Rachel Ray, she's meth addicted happy.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I said "bubbly". "Chipper" is annoying. "Bubbly" is SEX-EH!

 

[Mentalist]

I'd fucking cut her.

LOL!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The Holy Grail for me would be a picture of Rachael Ray's bare feet. I might actually die.

 

[Mentalist]

I think Rachael is hott, and I am a girl. Though I am a dyke, that explains it.
And what's better, I JUST MET HER, IN PERSON TODAY! Talked to her, she put her arm around me, took pictures, it was fabulous.
She is a wonderful person, very nice, great attitude. She was doing a book signing in my town, and even though the stupid people at the store wouldn't let me in the line, because there was "too many people" After it was all over I walked up to her and asked if I could have a picture, because they wouldn't let me in line, she was like "OH SURE!" She was beyond cool about it.

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[Mentalist]

RACHAEL,
I KNOW THE ONLY WAY
I COULD EVER GO OUT WITH YOU
WOULD BE IN MY DREAMS
ATLEAST I HAVE THAT.
BUT A RESPONSE FROM YOU
WOULD LAST A LIFE TIME.
SO IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE
SAY HI TO A FAN
LOVE YOU
DANTEZ.

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[Mentalist]

I LOVE YOU RACHAEL RAY", RACHAEL YOUR, VERY HOT, YOUR FOOD Are YUMMY as aLWAYs! YOU GOT A SEXY VOICE,sweet smile and a GREAT ASS" ...."Ooh YEAH "!!ps.
TO RACHAEL, IF YOU ARE THERE,
I love you plus all the things you've done in this world, keep up the LOViN!!(Phoenix, AZ)

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[Mentalist]

I LOVE RACHAEL RAY! SHE IS HOT, FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, SMART AND CAN COOK! IF I WAS A WOMAN I WOULD HAVE HER CHILDREN SHE IS THE BEST!

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[Mentalist]

yeh she is so hott man. i watch 30 min meals everyday just for her cute laugh and that face she makes when she eats her food at the end....oh man haha. yeah does anyone know of a schedule for her book signings? id LOVE to go to one. anyway, shes awesome. and i think shes so sexy cuz she cooks, think about it, thats hot. peace out

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[Mentalist]

Rachael ray is so damn fine!!!
Screw that euro-trash bitch nigela!!
Give me the sweet/Hot and sexy rachael ray!!
With her raven black hair.
Carmel brown eyes.
And peaches and cream skin.
And the body of a goddess.
No fake silicone or plastic body parts.
All natural and yummy as hell!!!
Not to mention her sweet fine ass botty!!!
Shes not just cookin in the kitchen.
I love how shes smart and ditsy at the same time!! AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
And i love it when she say the word yummy
with that little crinkle in her nose.
And i love it when she calls her father DADDY!! I love a daddys girl. They are just
the best. She can cll me daddy in that soft baby voice anyday!!! AWWWWWWW!!!!!
I love you so much baby!!!!
GORGEOUS!!!!!
Michael.

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[Mentalist]

Rachael ray.
Rachael ray is
what a real woman should look like.
Nomore of these paper thin maxim bimbos.
With their rib cages popping
through their shirt.
Where we can see their hearts beating.
Yikes.......
Shes healthy looking.
Not fat/Not skinny.
Shes just right.
Nomore of these mealy vegan/Vegetarian chicks
with their pastey dead like skin.
They look like one of george a romeros zombies.
Rachael eats real food./
And she looks so fucking fine because of it.
And i want to marry her and make some beautiful babies
for the world to see.
Knowing the fact the sexy rachael ray is mine.
And mine only.
And im not shring!!!!
MINE MINE MINE!!!!
NOT YOURS!!!!
Michael.

Nothing creepy then.