Random Questions

[S. SaDiablo]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Can you cry under water?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where is that extra penny going to?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2-3 hours?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

[Baron X]

Why would someone take a shit? wouldn't you want to leave it?

 

[Lord Raffles]

Ah, the old story of the boy who cried wolf comes to mind. You've just lost any trust and sympathy from nearly (if not all) the folks who have read this thread and really thought you had died, Lord Raffles. Not funny. It was pretty shitty actually. I did feel bad for you. I won't make that mistake again.

HA HA - I MADE SOMEONE CRY!​

 

[Conchaga]

Thank you George Carlin.