Random RL conversations of the moment

[Neil]

Me: I think in my next life, I'm just going to be independently wealthy.

Her: Well, when you get there you just look me up. I won't ask for much. *winks*

Me: [sarcasm]Yes, you're very low-maintenance...[/sarcasm]

Her: I'll even give you all the blowjobs you want, so...

Me: [Takei]Oh, my![/Takei]

 

[Shatna]

Reminds me of a joke: an elderly gentleman approaches a beautiful young woman at a party. "Would you be willing to have sex with me for a million dollars?" he asks. The woman nods vigorously. "Hell, yes!" she exclaims. "In a minute!"

"Well, then," asks the gentleman, "would you be willing to have sex with me for a dollar?" The woman looks at him with disgust. "Of course not!" she snarls. "What do you think I am?"

"I already know what you are," replies the gentleman. "Now we're just haggling over price."

 

[Ironclad]

[her] Why do you keep working on that stupid old jeep? It just breaks down every other week

[Me] I get a sense of accomplishment from getting it running again

[her] You could spend some of that time and attention on me!

[Me] You are harder to fix, and at least the jeep usually runs for at least a few days before something else goes wrong.

[her] I can do things your jeep can't.

[Me] Yeah, but when I'm tired of the jeep, I can probably make a few thousand dollars on it when I get rid of it.

I don't tend to have long-term relationships.

 

[Laker_Girl]

[HIM]: You're the most normal girl I've ever met. You don't nag or bitch, you're funny, you're yourself.

[ME]: Uh-huh, yeah that's because I don't give a shit about anything. Well except for my family.

[HIM]: I like that.

[ME]: Neat, so are we going to sit here for two hours or can I go home now?