RAPE MAN 69, the motion picture

[CaptainWacky]

(RAPE MAN and a hot girl are in her bedroom.)

Girl: I had such a great night.

Rape Man: Me too. And I can think of the perfect ending...

Girl: Me too, baby.

Rape Man: You're making my job easy!

Girl: Hehe, not sure what you mean, but do me, baby!

(He pounces on her and holds her down.)

Rape Man: Don't try to resist...

Girl: Oooh, does it turn you on if I do? Hehe...

Rape Man: What? Stop talking! I'm in command!

Girl: Eh?

Rape Man: You WILL have sex with me!

Girl: Of course I will, I want to!

Rape Man: You...huh?

Girl: Guys like you don't come along very often. Tonight was perfect. You were so polite, so funny, you listened to me...it was the best date I've ever been on. I want you inside me.

Rape Man: I...that was just all part of the plan...to get you in this position so I could rape you!

Girl: Rape me?! Why would you need to do that?! Tonight was amazng, I want you!

Rape Man: No, this isn't happening!

Girl: Take me!

Rape Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(He jumps off of her and runs outside.)

Girl: Come back and fuck me!

(He runs out into the street, in the pouring rain, then drops to his knees.)

Rape Man: How could this be...it seems I romanced her...I...oh God! I got her into bed through LEGAL means! Like a normal man. I didn't even need to drug her.

(He looks up at the heavens.)

Rape Man: WHAT..HAVE I...BECOME!?

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[headvoid]

I cannot wait for his eventual redemption after this horrific start.

Surely he will find the way back to true wholesome rape? Maybe a priest finds him and shows him the way back to rape? I sense Rape Man will be going on a journey - with rape as his long lost friend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you like the naturalist dialogue from "Girl"?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was all very good. The Steve Parker ending was the best bit of course.

 

[Gagh]

The spirit of Mine Field founding member, RAPEMAN_69 will now live on forever in celluloid form.

 

[CaptainWacky]

to be continued in 2009!?