Reality Sex: The Baby Shower

[The Dork Lord]

(Husband, Wife and Execs in topless hot-tub party)

Wife: I’m pregnant AGAIN!

Husband: Great. Why not give birth on the show?

Female TV Exec: GREAT IDEA! We can have the real father on the show!

Male TV Exec: Who is it this time? Tommy Lee?

Wife: Former President Bill Clinton!

Female TV Exec: Oooh! You can suck him off in the delivery room!

Male TV Exec: What if the birthing pain makes her ummm bite down?

Wife: You kidding? This is #20! I shoot em out and feel nothing!

Female TV Exec: (to Husband) And you’re ok with this?

Husband: “What do you mean? I’m gay now!”

Female TV Exec: Then why are you squeezing my breasts?

Husband: To prove how much more I like cock!

(they all have sex)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this part of the show!? A reality show about the making of a reality show!?

!?

 

[The Watcher]

brilliant!

 

[Dick Prickle]

I think I was going somewhere with this, at some point...

 

[Loktar]

^yeah off the deep end.

 

[Dick Prickle]

Thank you for that insightful criticism of my work.

I am a stronger writer for it.

 

[Loktar]

Thank you for that insightful criticism of my work.

I am a stronger writer for it.

Criticism? That was a compliment. lololololol!

 

[Dick Prickle]

Oh.

Well in that case: may I use it as a blurb on the dustcover?

 

[Loktar]

Oh.

Well in that case: may I use it as a blurb on the dustcover?

sure.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

W00T!

 

[Kitty]

How's that novel coming along?

 

[Loktar]

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[I Love Cunt]

I feel concerned if the soon to be mother is in the hot tub. This would have so many people upset, might want to re-think that scene. Otherwise it looks funny!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I'm just kidding, I don't know anything about pregnancies and hot tubs.

 

[Loktar]

I'm just kidding, I don't know anything about pregnancies and hot tubs.

Better buy the baby some water wings in case in cums out in the hot tub.