Really.

[Love Child]

hi

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hello.

 

[Kitty]

hey

 

[The Dork Lord]

WUZZZZZZZZZZZUP?

 

[Loktar]

I dunno.

WUZZZZZZZZZZDOWN?

 

[The Dork Lord]

The flo?

 

[Kitty]

Aunt Flo?

 

[Loktar]

Uncle Fucker?

 

[Kitty]

I thought he was still locked up for beastiality?

 

[Loktar]

I thought he was still locked up for beastiality?

No ur thinking of Chicken Fucker.

 

[Kitty]

Chicken Fucker is in jail!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Wow. Allrighty then.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Chickens need love too!

 

[Kitty]

Greedy fucking chickens. They dont NEED love. They just demand it to the point that it seems to be a necessity. Chicken Fucker was just giving them what they secretly want, what they deserve.

Why still isnt Chicken Fucker free?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Because a bunny wanted to fuck him.

 

[Kitty]

Wait? So the bunny's attorney is interfering with Chicken Fucker's parole?

 

[The Dork Lord]

IT'S AN INSIDE JOB!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Bunnies will fuck anything. Very predatory. But they've not made the quantum leap to eat what they catch. However, they have tasted blood and will bite off the balls of anything that goes after their mates. Rabbits are related to humans, and perhaps this trait to protect the mate crossed over to us. Girl rabbits are every bit a predatory as the boys.

 

[Kitty]

I get it now. Chicken Fucker is rotting in jail waiting for his next quantum leap, hoping that itll be the one to finally take him home.

Thank you.

 

[Loktar]

I get it now. Chicken Fucker is rotting in jail waiting for his next quantum leap, hoping that itll be the one to finally take him home.

Thank you.

His only guide a holographic Colonel Sanders only he can see and hear.