Temis The Vorta: The Movie, was good. It's the year 2176, and the evil Paypal empire has taken over the world, having hijacked the entire world's e-mails & bank accounts.
One by one, the machines run by Paypal begin to take control of the world. Temis the Vorta, the world's only surviving retard is sent back in the past to assasinate the head of Paypal, largely as an expendible asset, but also largely because nobody else could do it due to excess drooling.
Temis, however, accidently settles down in a special home, where she is wrapped in cotton wool, fed Coco Pops, and posts on a well known Star Trek board.
Yeah, the movie kinda fizzles out at the end.