CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NEW FAMILY: They seem alright in terms of acting and everything, though it still sucks that the Timminses were axed. Isn't the guy a bit old to be Ned and Stu's (who were both in their early twenties) brother? The mother seems like a less extreme version of Janelle. The daughter has a weird face. I'm sure she'll have a make-over in a few weeks and Zeke will fall in love with her but she's in love with Ringo who's in love with Pepper who's sleeping with her mum's lesbian partner or something.
Ringo: LOL at the scense of him shaking in longing for Carmella. He hasn't been in it much lately and that's a good thing.
Pepper, Ringo, Fraiser: Are all leaving soon, so what's the point in caring? Pepper's English boyfriend who used to be in Hollyoaks is annoying.
Karl and Susan: Still the best characters, of course. They always know when to play the ridiculous storylines for laughs rather than being all serious and hammy. Karl needs to get back to doctoring though.
Harold and Lou: Desperately need some family members now that Sky and Lolly are gone. Had Lou even been in it since Lolly left? He wasn't even at Sky's goodbye party. DON'T AXE LOU YOU BASTARDFUCKS.
Toadie and Steph: Meh. Toadie is better with his mates rather than with a girlfriend. Good to see the much discussed Tim Collins for once and Stoney being back as a stoner (how ironic.)
Paul: The evil Paul was far too over the top so I'm glad they've changed him, but still he needs to remember some of his evil deeds and have dilemas and stuff.
Oliver, Mother, brother: The mother is a bit dull and only there so Paul has someone to marry again in a few months (Paul needs one wedding a year to stay interesting.) It was funny how she was obviously supposed to have been raped by her ex but they couldn't use the word rape so we don't really know for sure what happened. The boy is annoying and hopefully he'll be foreced to wrestler Ringo to death with Zeke as special guest referee or something.
Ned: Has improved now that he doesn't have to act evil.
HOT BITCHES LIST (dedicated to the memory of Sky's massive milkers): Janae, Pepper, Rachel...Carmella has a great body but always has the same pained expression on her face (because she can't act.) Elle is okay but looks too much like Nicole Kidman.
Ringo: LOL at the scense of him shaking in longing for Carmella. He hasn't been in it much lately and that's a good thing.
Pepper, Ringo, Fraiser: Are all leaving soon, so what's the point in caring? Pepper's English boyfriend who used to be in Hollyoaks is annoying.
Karl and Susan: Still the best characters, of course. They always know when to play the ridiculous storylines for laughs rather than being all serious and hammy. Karl needs to get back to doctoring though.
Harold and Lou: Desperately need some family members now that Sky and Lolly are gone. Had Lou even been in it since Lolly left? He wasn't even at Sky's goodbye party. DON'T AXE LOU YOU BASTARDFUCKS.
Toadie and Steph: Meh. Toadie is better with his mates rather than with a girlfriend. Good to see the much discussed Tim Collins for once and Stoney being back as a stoner (how ironic.)
Paul: The evil Paul was far too over the top so I'm glad they've changed him, but still he needs to remember some of his evil deeds and have dilemas and stuff.
Oliver, Mother, brother: The mother is a bit dull and only there so Paul has someone to marry again in a few months (Paul needs one wedding a year to stay interesting.) It was funny how she was obviously supposed to have been raped by her ex but they couldn't use the word rape so we don't really know for sure what happened. The boy is annoying and hopefully he'll be foreced to wrestler Ringo to death with Zeke as special guest referee or something.
Ned: Has improved now that he doesn't have to act evil.
HOT BITCHES LIST (dedicated to the memory of Sky's massive milkers): Janae, Pepper, Rachel...Carmella has a great body but always has the same pained expression on her face (because she can't act.) Elle is okay but looks too much like Nicole Kidman.
