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Recommend some movies

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Recommend movies I can download illegally and watch. You all know me so you should be able to guess the kind of stuff I'd be more likely to enjoy. HINT: movies with HOT GIRLS in them are more likely to make my list (and you all know the kind of girls I like, I HOPE.) Also I am NOT obligated to watch ANY movies ANYONE suggests or given any explanation as to why I don't. OKAY?
 
Mulholland Drive.

You will need your hankie though.
 
NICK AND NORAH'S INFINITE PLAY LIST! (lol.. JUST KIDDING)
 
^oh yeah! I repressed that one. Now that might provide competition with Monster Slayer for worst movie I've seen this year.

Wacky, I'm pretty sure you've seen V for Vendetta, right? (I just saw it again last week which is why it's on my mind).

have you seen Closer, with Clive Owen, Natalie and that arse Jude Law: Sex, sex with ducks!
 
My favorite non-stoner movies right now are Jacob's Ladder and Chungking Express.

I couldn't try and tell you whether you'd like them or not without running the risk of being patronizing, though.
 
I've seen V (good) and Closer (shite, except for Natalie.)

THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTIONS, FBI, I'LL TATTOO THEM TO TOMTREK'S ASS AND GET BACK TO YOU.
 
what's Jacob's Ladder aboot, then?
 
I think its about a vietnam vet who has hallucinations

Try "Timecop" 80s action with time travel, shooting, kung fu, and sex/female nudity.

Or if some Valeris action floats your boat, the first police acadamy film has her topless, and the first Porkies, bottomless.
 
I'll paint those suggestions to the side of a bus and run away.
 
Here are the last two movies I watched. Both are definitely worth a download.



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This is an "almost nearly" movie. Every scene with Costner is frankly brilliant and between him and William Hurt they totally make the movie along with a decent concept in the script. Demi Moore's scenes drag the movie down unfortunately and stop it from being totally awesome. That said it's still very good and you won't regret watching it. Seriously, Costner as a serial killer? He pulls it off so well.


Trailer: [YOUTUBE]BQERrAfoNFk[/YOUTUBE]

Download Link: http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1379916/7474284/


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Epic fucking movie. A total classic that I somehow managed to not see before last week. This movie is 9/10 material without thinking. If you haven't seen it you're doing yourself a massive disservice by letting this one slide by. Great, great, great movie. Rourke and DeNiro are brilliant but that doesn't need to be said does it.

Apparently there is a remake in the works. Bah. Fuck that noise. This is where it's at.

Trailer: [YOUTUBE]z5048Megdc8[/YOUTUBE]

Download Link: http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/1826240/1245714/



I'll think of some more later.
 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

If I'd been David Tomilson I wouldn't have been going to war at the end, I'd have been locking those kids in a rumpus room and giving young Angela Lansbury a bit of substitutionary locomotion, no special words needed.
 
I'll watch somethign sometime
 
I agree about Angel Heart -- it gave me nightmares after the first time I saw it.

But as for Mr. Brooks, I really can't watch Kevin Costner on screen anymore. He just seems like a douchebag to me now. And Dane Fucking Cook? I want him to develop lockjaw. He is such a fraud, I refuse to give him any money for any reason.
 
I didn't even know it was Dane Cook until I checked it out on IMDB. His stand up is truly awful but he wasn't bad in his role in Mr. Brooks. Costner may be a twat but he is a decent actor and the movie is still pretty good.
 
Have you seen District 9 yet? Everyone keeps saying how great it is.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
And Dane Fucking Cook? I want him to develop lockjaw. He is such a fraud, I refuse to give him any money for any reason.
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I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low fat.

I also have this theme song. Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!
 
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