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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

228) Chuck Norris focused all his hatred for humanity, took a crap, and out came Luke from Big Brother.
 
229) Chuck Norris is strong enough to tear two babies in half. He's already torn up one. That baby grew up to be SIR ROBERT MUGABE.
 
230) Chuck Norris wrote, directed, and starred in a musical version of Walker, Texas Ranger.

Unfortunately, advance reveiwers deemed it TOO GOOD for the masses, so the project was shelved.
 
231) Chuck Norris invented Big Brother when he threw out his little brother Shlomo from the family home.
 
232) Chuck Norris invented racial equality when he kicked a black guy's ass just as hard as he would kick a white guy's.
 
233) Chuck Norris ate a dingo's baby as a favor to Meryl Streep.
 
234) Chuck Norris came up with the entire plot for Lost in 8 seconds one tuesday.
 
235) Chuck Norris drop kicks guests who view this thread!

(FINALLY, CAPTAINWACKY HAS A THREAD POPULAR WITH THE GOOGLE!)
 
I don't see any.

I hope they remember that the premise of the thread was "lame Chuck Norris facts rejected for being lame" too and don't judge our Chuck Norris fact creating too harshly.

236) Chuck Norris invented love.

See?
 
237) Chuck Norris was embarrassed by this lame facts list, and he cried.

The guests are gone, but I swear there were about 4 of them looking at this thread when I posted that announcement!
 
238 ) The real reason TK's server was down for so long was a well deserved beatdown from CHUCK NORRIS!
 
239) Chuck Norris was once quoted as saying, "I think I'm pretty tough sometimes, but I'll tell ya, Elvis Costello makes me seem like a moist, quivering, needlepointing, apron-wearing vagina."
 
240) Chuck Norris is quite tall.
 
241) Chuck Norris pits olives with his ass cheeks.
 
242) Chuck was a misunderstood man who just wanted to sit down with a cup of coffee and do his crossword - WHILST THE WORD IMPLODED AROUND HIM.
 
243) The only significant difference found between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal: Chuck wears after-shave. Steven wears cologne.
 
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