REMEMBER WHEN PATRICK SWAYZE POSSESSED WHOOPI GOLDBERG IN 'GHOST'

[Gagh]

AND DEMI MOORE DIDN'T EVEN ONCE SAY "OMG, YOU HAVE BLACK BOOBEHS!" AND RUN AROUND THE APARTMENT FLAYLING HER ARMS WILDLY TO THE TUNE OF 'TALES OF BRAVE ULYSSES'?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was supposed to be romantic. I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD A HARDCORE INTER-RACIAL INTER-SPIRITUAL LESBIAN SEX SESSION INSTEAD AND THEN THE ANGELS COME DOWN AND SAY "SHIT NO, YOU AIN'T GETTIN' INTO HEAVEN NOW, BIZNATCH!"

 

[Gagh]

AND POPPIN' PETE SHOULD HAVE GREASED UP WHOOPI'S BIG BLACK BACKSIDE ONLY TO SAY "SORRY PATRICK!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND THEN THE GREY RAIN CURTAIN TURNED TO SILVER GLASS AND ROLLED BACK AND BEHIND IT PETE BEHELD A GREEN SHORE UNDER A RISING SUN AND THERE WAS A SWEET FRAGRANCE AND SINGING IN THE AIR AND HE STARTED JACKING OFF BUT JOEY MANGEL (REMEMBER HIM? LYN SCULLY DOESN'T!) SAID "GIVE IT A REST, MATE!"

 

[Gagh]

I'd pay to see all of this.

 

[Gagh]

Now it can never happen

 

[Cassie]

Now he can do it for real.

 

[Donovan]

They put that scene in the director's cut for the Blu-ray release. With commentary by Swayze, Goldberg, and this guy who cleans the gum off the seats at the theater.

 

[CaptainWacky]

POOR TASTE, GAGH!

 

[starguard]

Demi Moore and Whoopie Goldberg are two of the scariest women in the history of filmmaking

 

[Consumer]

They were GOING to do a full on lez scene, but Ted Danson got jealous and told WHoopi "no, you aren't going to do that".

That is why Whoopi later tricked Danson into appearing in black-face as a "joke". The woman knows revenge.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE STABBED Q WITH A SPORK.

 

[Gagh]

She also Hadouken'd him for a solid fortnight!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

While Professor Frink looked on shouting NICE LADY WITH THE POWERS GLOIVEN!