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Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
Since I’ve taken over this section of the board I’d like to name it something that is related to me in some way. Missmanners didn’t like the name Moo Moo Farm because it wasn’t “TK enoughâ€.

So what are your suggestions?
 
For no particular reason:

I have been one acquainted with the Moo
I have walked in its pasture and slipped in its poo
I have tracked its trail in the early morning dew
I have been one acquainted with the Moo

The Moo is clever and slippery in its guile
Changing its demeanor and doing it with style
Confusing me utterly and making me smile
The Moo is clever and slippery in its guile

Where is this Moo I seek in the dry wood
For Moo never stays in the place I have stood
Long I have sought Moo as best that I could
Where is this Moo I seek in the dry wood

Cleverly this Moo has led me a merry dance
Teasingly cavorting over hills with a prance
Breathlessly running to catch it perchance
Cleverly this Moo has led me a merry dance

Seeking the Moo has become my life’s mission
Though often I stop and ponder this decision
Searching for Moo you may think I lack vision
Seeking the Moo has become my life’s mission

Exhausted and tired I’m covered in foul mud
For there in the pasture Moo is chewing its cud
You’ll wander no more my fine bovine stud
Minus those two balls you’ll still have your pud
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Since I’ve taken over this section of the board I’d like to name it something that is related to me in some way.
Sex Offenders Registry?
 
Thanks eloisel.

Well. . .

The Meat Grinder
or just. . . The Grinder
Burger World
Hamburger Moo
Moo Burgers
Moo World
The World of Moo
The Cud Zoo (where we chew you up again and again)
Meat Packers
Bovine Bliss
Moo Cow Monument

Now, I need to go and see what's happening elsewhere. . .
 
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