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Return of Saint Lucifer!!

SaintLucifer

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
It is I my children!! The great and famous SAINTLUCIFER!! True I have been absent but fear not!! Once again you may enjoy my wisdom and charm! Upon review of a few threads, I learn TK has suffered in my absence. I shall endeavour to liven things up. Your sad & pathetic lives shall once again resemble something that has meaning! You may all now lean back and let out an euphoric scream of satisfaction. May all utter 'The great and wise SAINTLUCIFER has returned! Our lives shall no longer be bereft of worth or meaning! We live for HIS very presence!'. Surely someone in TK has begun the equivalent of a TK BIBLE whereupon I am GOD yes? Of course it has yet to be completed but such things do take time. I daresay there have been discussions about changing the name of my kingdom to 'THE SAINTLUCIFER SHRINE', 'SAINTLUCIFER'S KINGDOM', 'SAINTLUCIFER'S PWned CHILDREN!' and such. Please do not tell me as yet to what you will be changing the name. As it will be in honour of myself, I should like you to just suprise me. I am a most patient GOD. See fit to take your time. No doubt many will attempt to include many anectdotes about myself within the new TK BIBLE OF SAINTLUCIFER. Carry on my children. I look forward to your continued worship.
 
You mean you left and I missed it?

God damn it, why don't people tell me about these things?
 
RommieSG said:
You mean you left and I missed it?

God damn it, why don't people tell me about these things?
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A misguided attempt at disguising your very worship of that which is called SAINTLUCIFER. Fear not. I do understand your feelings for that which you deem to be your superior in every way. There is no shame in keeping your state of worship to yourself. There are many individuals who do the same even if it is for a false Jewish GOD. It is truly sad such individuals see fit to read a fable written by many Jews who understood and used Mankind's fear of the unknown to their advantage. Your advantage lay in the simple fact you know of I. May you continue to worship me in silence and the privacy of your own bedroom down in mommy and daddy's basement. Absolutely no shame in this. Do carry on child.
 
RommieSG said:
There's only room for one Goddess in my life, and you're not her. ;)
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Ah but dear child, from what I have learned about you, your GODDESS no doubt is CHINESE. Such are inferior not only to myself simply due to that fact, but they are also inferior to the average white person.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ah but dear child, from what I have learned about you, your GODDESS no doubt is CHINESE. Such are inferior not only to myself simply due to that fact, but they are also inferior to the average white person.
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Which only goes to show that you know nothing about me. So why don't you go play some hockey, drink some Molson Ice, or whatever it is the fuck you do up there in Canuckland, and get back to me when you have a clue. ;)
 
What? Nothing of interest has occurred in my absence? A good thing I arrived then. Do take care that anything which may be of interest to you TKers would be completely irrelevant to that which is I. I am the only thing of significance within the confines of TK. You know it. The world knows it. I know it.
 
Henoch said:
i would miss Lucy if she were gone 4 2 long IMO.;)
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Who is this 'LUCY' individual you speak of? Your sister? I do recall popping a Lucy's cherry not too long ago. Perchance this was your sister? It was? I thought as much. She was good but of course you knew that. Incest is a trait shared amongst the members of your family.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Who is this 'LUCY' individual you speak of? Your sister? I do recall popping a Lucy's cherry not too long ago. Perchance this was your sister? It was? I thought as much. She was good but of course you knew that. Incest is a trait shared amongst the members of your family.
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Yer Lucy & we've decided yer a SHE. It's our way here to decide things about you whether they be true or...UNtrue.;)

WelCUM to TK BITCH!!

I'm Henoch...i'll be yer Jesus & saviour of sins for yer foreseeable stay here.

PS: You may get cyber-raped by me tonight...FYI>>> .
 
Henoch said:
Yer Lucy & we've decided yer a SHE. It's our way here to decide things about you whether they be true or...UNtrue.;)

WelCUM to TK BITCH!!

I'm Henoch...i'll be yer Jesus & saviour of sins for yer foreseeable stay here.

PS: You may get cyber-raped by me tonight...FYI>>> .
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Cum now dear heart. You are just angry with your inability to control your desire for that which we all know to be my huge SCHLONG. As I am well aware of the fact there is not a single female within TK who displays at least passable good looks, one need not fear being alone with the knowledge one may never see such an excellent schlong. I am currenly entering into negotiations with Ripley's Believe It Or Not regarding said huge schlong. Perhaps after the negotiations you may see it. Perhaps not.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Cum now dear heart. You are just angry with your inability to control your desire for that which we all know to be my huge SCHLONG. As I am well aware of the fact there is not a single female within TK who displays at least passable good looks, one need not fear being alone with the knowledge one may never see such an excellent schlong. I am currenly entering into negotiations with Ripley's Believe It Or Not regarding said huge schlong. Perhaps after the negotiations you may see it. Perhaps not.
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if you've seen one big schlong you've seen them all IMO! Now if you have a face like Hugh Jackman yer in fear of bein' molested by me...IMO! :)
 
Why is it that lame-ass members return with annoying persistence like a case of the dreaded Herpes virus (relax Para, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Luci), and fun, departed members like GTC hardly darken our door any more?

I say, "Bring back the cow, send the pissant devil wanna-be to daycare"
 
SaintLucifer said:
It is I my children!! The great and famous SAINTLUCIFER!! True I have been absent but fear not!! Once again you may enjoy my wisdom and charm! Upon review of a few threads, I learn TK has suffered in my absence. I shall endeavour to liven things up. Your sad & pathetic lives shall once again resemble something that has meaning! You may all now lean back and let out an euphoric scream of satisfaction. May all utter 'The great and wise SAINTLUCIFER has returned! Our lives shall no longer be bereft of worth or meaning! We live for HIS very presence!'. Surely someone in TK has begun the equivalent of a TK BIBLE whereupon I am GOD yes? Of course it has yet to be completed but such things do take time. I daresay there have been discussions about changing the name of my kingdom to 'THE SAINTLUCIFER SHRINE', 'SAINTLUCIFER'S KINGDOM', 'SAINTLUCIFER'S PWned CHILDREN!' and such. Please do not tell me as yet to what you will be changing the name. As it will be in honour of myself, I should like you to just suprise me. I am a most patient GOD. See fit to take your time. No doubt many will attempt to include many anectdotes about myself within the new TK BIBLE OF SAINTLUCIFER. Carry on my children. I look forward to your continued worship.
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:ccg:
 
Henoch said:
if you've seen one big schlong you've seen them all IMO! Now if you have a face like Hugh Jackman yer in fear of bein' molested by me...IMO! :)
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With my looks, females have a tendency to ask 'who is Hugh?'. I could have any female who darkens my door.

*ROTFLMAO*
 
Peter Octavian said:
Why is it that lame-ass members return with annoying persistence like a case of the dreaded Herpes virus (relax Para, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about Luci), and fun, departed members like GTC hardly darken our door any more?

I say, "Bring back the cow, send the pissant devil wanna-be to daycare"
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Damn. Are you going to have a crying fit yet again? I know! Just spend some more points to have my avatar changed. Hmm. I have noticed my avatar has not been changed for some time now. Did we all learn a lesson there children? You finally realised it took you longer to have my avatar changed once than it took for me to revert back to my original avatar in all that time? We are finally getting our neurons to fire are we? I must admit to disappointment with how long it took you all to figure this simple fact out. In the time it took for my avatar to switch from one to another, I easily switched it back. Think of the concerted effort to have it changed in the first place. 2 individuals involved. 4 different commands to do it. None too bright are we children? No doubt this OCTAVIAN fellow has become aware of his own stupidity AND the fact all the others know it too. He has left me well alone simply because I have PWned him time and time again. He feels SHAME as he well should. Poor child looked stupid taking me on and now he blames me for his failings. Tch, tch.
 
Dark_Temptation said:
Yeah that's right. Blaming you will just consist in more senseless egocentrical blahber B)
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So are you supposed to be "trolling us"? All I know is I had a thread go ballistic and your Jabba Teh Hutt character Suzuki FatBoy quit in frustration after just 50 posts.

Now here we are pwning you so easily.

Your board sucks btw.
 
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