Reuben "Velvet Teddybear" Studdard

[Big Dick McGee]

Would you hit it, EGGS MAYONNAISE??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd try to hit him with cream pies, mebbe.

 

[Henoch]

Eggs likes to hit things HARD imo!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WITH A BASEBALL BAT (penis)

 

[Henoch]

^^^STUD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shirtless pics, please.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's not where my penis is located. Though it touches that area sometimes when erect if I'm doubled over. But then I can't hold the camera.

Reason #97 why I'm dateless on a Friday night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shirltess pics of male celebrities.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE FUCK?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shirltess pics of male celebrities.

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[Friday]

Oh, now you just knew I'd show up in this thread, didntcha?

Clay wuz ROBBED!!!!

 

[Friday]

CLAAAAAAAAAAAY! :bigass:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Clay makes about 10 times a year what Ruben does. Not bad for someone who came in 2nd.

He's lucky he didn't go the way of Justin Guarini. Which is in the unflushed crapper.

 

[Friday]

Clay actually made out better because he came in second. It made it easier to walk away from his contract with the American Idol people, thus putting distance between him and the AI franchise.

He gained more credibility, and more money, even...

And he's cute as a button, and has a voice that would melt butter.

I heart my Clay....

 

[Friday]

LOL at my custon user title, my sig, and my av.

It kinda looks like 6 seduced Clay Aiken!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He gained more money and fans, but erm, credibility? Only among the granny circuit...

He's the Barry Manilow of the 21st century. Squee.

 

[Friday]

Clay has street cred, bro.

He be phat...

 

[BlazerBoy]

If clay weren't halfway fuckable, I'D KILL HIM AND RUBEN. Kimberly Locke was ROBBED!!!112

 

[PreatorX]

Who's Clay? Is she that woman who has that talk show?

I kid! I kid! I know who Clay Walker is.