RHYME THREAD

[starbys]

I been chillin' while I'm illin' on cough syrup, keep my eyes drillin' at this here ceilin'

Keep this going, rhymes rollin' at least in word ev'n if they smell of turd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is nothing, there is nothing, I'm completely empty as fuck.

There's nothing in me, no thoughts, not even the desire for sex with a duck.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's the Dork Lord back swingin my pork sword
Gotta pull my stork cord Lest I get my fork board
Down in The mine Field Like like my cow and swine grilled
A full meal deal with veal appeal I feel like it's real
Go give me a nickle and tickle my pickle
The brine is mine more fine than wine
So squirt te lime and sit down to dine!

 

[curiousa2z]

Only came in here for lunch
Just to hang out with the bunch
But pretty soon it grew
From one post to twenty two
And then before I knew it
Was drinking coffee -
and wading through it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel sick, think I'm going to vomit.

Something something Haley's comet.

 

[starbys]

my nose is running
the shine is sunning
I wish I were outside funning
but my cold is not done doning
so I have to stay in here
sitting on my rear
giving y'all my ear
but at least this year

y'all are funny

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate life,
I'm barely alive,
Will never have a wife,
Will never flourish and thrive,
Just going to die,
Then there's nothing more,
Don't even want to get high,
Surely it was better before?

 

[curiousa2z]

can't hate life dont know
how much farther there is to go
maybe a sleigh ride in the snow
or visit trendy SoHo
could get alot of dough
fly off to check out Oslo
write rhymy poems all day-o

you don't know!

 

[CaptainWacky]

fuck shit cock gay
you're all in my fucking way

 

[curiousa2z]

someone tries to get in my way
I step around them
its a brand new day

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's the point in being alive, there is none,
May as well take lots of drugs and have brief fun,